“S. Tran” over at calgarymovies.com ‘reviews’ Citizen Kane and all other classic B&W flicks. Featuring such flippant naïveté as “The special effects were not so special.” and “Life was too boring back then, at least according to the movies.”

I really hope his entry was just some very thickly disguised sarcasm, but alas, I’m fairly sure he’s just a total movie noob. Please smarten up with your review-writer selections calgarymovies, you’re hurting your industry.