Today, I murdered
The scene of the crime: (10 fatalities total, including 2 casualties not pictured)
Passerbys were shocked at the sheer violence of the scene; some left in tears, others with fists pumping… calling for justice. Betty ‘Creamy’ Crocker offered “no comment” on the tragedy, though it is suspected she may have been abused in the aftermath of the crime.
Inspector Charlie was quick to investigate the mess…
Finding only circumstantial evidence of my guilt, his sentencing proved harsh all the same: I was subjected to a brief condemning glare, followed by his casually walking away, seemingly having lost interest in the matter (or solved the crime?!???).
Police are still searching for clues as to what happened to the two missing cupcakes.
If you know anything about their current whereabouts, please call 1-800-SNACK-STOPPERS right away.
Film.
